NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
A Ginger's Soul
$25.00
OUR #1 BEST-SELLING STYLE
Some may say that, “black sunglasses are boring,” but let’s face it… you look smashing in them. So feast your eyes on the ultimate collection of black frame sunnies-- a classic look starting at $25.
Iced By Yetis
$25.00
AN ABOMINABLE FORCE: PERFORMANCE + PROTECTION
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or running away from snow monsters.
Whiskey Shots With Satan
$25.00
THE ORIGINAL WHISKEY OGs
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail out of Hades or drinking whiskey in a tumbler, sans rocks.
Going To Valhalla...Witness!
$25.00
FURIOUSLY-POLARIZED GRAY & CHROME
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or evading pursuit down Fury Road.
Mick And Keith's Midnight Ramble
$25.00
WHAT'S BLACK & BLUE AND POLARIZED ALL OVER?
These are! Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers on a midnight ramble.
Flamingos On A Booze Cruise
$25.00
BEST-SELLING PINK SUNGLASSES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail up a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
Gardening With A Kraken
$25.00
MYTHICAL BEAST, REAL UV400 PROTECTION
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a giant squid.
Nessy's Midnight Orgy
$25.00
LEGENDARY SERPENT MEETS LEGENDARY SUNNIES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or drinking scotch in Loch Ness.
Nobody Puts Baby Carl In A Corner
$25.00
WHY DID WE NAME THESE SHADES NOBODY PUTS BABY CARL IN A CORNER?
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or running away from Baby Carl.
Vincent's Absinthe Night Terrors
$25.00
A TORTURED SOUL
So named for the black fingernails and green eyes of the late-and-great-tortured-artist and social-absinthe-alcoholic who most don't realize was also an ultra-long-distance sprinter. His famed Starry Night painting was inspired from an overnight 72K race he lost to Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. You can't make this stuff up.
Silverback Squat Mobility
$25.00
HARNESS THE STRENGTH OF A SILVERBACK GORILLA
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires.
Bosley's Basset Hound Dream
$25.00
IT'S NOT TORTOISE-SHELL, IT'S HOUND-SHELL
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
Grape Ape Mistake
$25.00
TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME
Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colourful coral."
Phoenix at a Bloody Mary Bar
$25.00
RISE FROM THE ASHES IN RED AND REFLECTIVE ROSE
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
Falkor's Fever Dream
$25.00
OUR BEST-SELLING BLUES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or on a quest with a doggy dragon.
Sunbathing with Wizards
$25.00
TOP SELLING WIZARD-RELATED SUNGLASSES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers at a school for the magic arts.
Pineapple Painkillers
$25.00
PINEAPPLES NOT INCLUDED
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
Apollo-gize for Nothing
$25.00
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Yes, wretched mortal, I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel, and smash that like button, so thou dost not get smited. Plus, I am thy God of archery, music, and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan Thee Stallion to shame! Also, I am thy God of truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, and poetry.